GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's acorn that held its ground. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE;

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You become Santa Claus.
4. You start to look like Santa Claus.

Die Happy